Because women can't drive.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Your mom.
It was in A-minor
A: Close encounters of the nerd kind
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
BOOgatti!
Because she was a woman
A little bizar
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
They don't know how to drive.