Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving