Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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Why do Women use perfume and make up?

Because they're ugly and stink! )

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.