Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry