Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.