Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!