Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.