Because women can't drive.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Because all the replays are in shlomo.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Because they are always Stalin!
A widow.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail