Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.