How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Head Russian...

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When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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Lend me your ears

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Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!