How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.