How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!