What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK