What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !