Anything you want as he can't hear you !
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !
They wanted to see it crack up!
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Anything you like - he can't hear you.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Try some sparkly earrings.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
A Carrot.
