What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."