What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts