Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows