Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows