Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.