Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.