Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!