Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes