What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.