What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

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What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham