What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names