Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!