How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu