How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.