How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.