How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."