How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."