What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)