What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)