What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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King Kong

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Socrates

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)