What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!