What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.