What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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There are 20 of them.

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Dates!

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Beef Jerky.

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Inzest

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.