What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership