Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.