Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage