Depressed Man Jokes

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

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Coffee Mug

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.