What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Depressed Man Jokes More Depressed Man Jokes

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.