What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None. He 'fell'.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage