What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.