What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature