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Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl