What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot