What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.