What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!