Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards