Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.