Because it had a hole in the middle.
A landmine.
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
Neither of them are a clarinet!
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Throw in your washing.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.