What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.