What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.