What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.