What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.