What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.