What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.