What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.