What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."