What did God say to Mary after impregna...

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.