Praise the Load
They were both caused by a message from god.
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
She's got no legs.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A: A back-handed compliment.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
