What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load