What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.