What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Praise Jokes More Praise Jokes

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!