Impregnate Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat??

Its because they're both pussies!!

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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He had a hole in one.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."