How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!