They both die if you chop them
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
I'm asking for for a friend.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
An aneurysm.
Simon 16
By the ears
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"
A cowch potato!
Bobbing for french fries.