What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!