What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.