What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.