What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.