What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.