What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!