They both die if you chop them
You-Rang-a-Tang
He's good at making friends.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Coup coup coup
Because it's such a bonne ide.
A beget!
That's a huge axe man!
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
Because it's a loaded question!
Bobbing for french fries.