Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.