How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."