The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
For fowl play.
To get to the other side.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Looks like we got a tail.
They end up in a shallow grave.
Xavier
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Not yet," she replied
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Waiter: We can dream can't we
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.