How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"