Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.