Waiter: We can dream can't we
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Because he's a waiter. (lol)