Waiter: We can dream can't we
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
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Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
