Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people