What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.