What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.