What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!