What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth