What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.