What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.