What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!