What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.