What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.