What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.