What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"