What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.