What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What do you call a Mexican Ghost?

A Juanting.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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Fowl play !

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.