What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.