What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.