What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair