What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do cows sit on?

Couches

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.