What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.