What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.