What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !