What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Tufaloffahsofa
One can actually support a family.
said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Cus it was being stalked!
A table can support itself
They don't like to get that far from the table.
Paddy O' Furniture
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"