What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.