What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.