How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

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How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle