Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

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