How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.