How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.