How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.