Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."