It saw a pikachu across the street.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
There were no roads!
Brown-chicken-brown-coooow
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
A counter reformation.
Poke 'em on!
Because he was dyslectric.
The Germans like shade
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."