Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.