Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.