Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!