Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.