Console Gamer Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Twister

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Too many incompatible drivers.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

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You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.