Console Gamer Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

X Jokes More X Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.