Console Gamer Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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