What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.