What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.