What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!