What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!