What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

Lifestyle Jokes More Lifestyle Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!