What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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Make that change"

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Because he always uses the force.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.