Occur Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.