What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere