What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

When should funerals occur?

Mourning