What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.