When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Forget-me-knots!
By abusing his names in other languages.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
You'll strain your eyes.
Eclipse it.
Mourning
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.