What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.