What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years