What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.