What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen