What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.