What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.