What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft