Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
You get mourning wood
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
He forgot his head and shoulders.
He forgot his Loggins
The colored one.
He was dethroned.
His mummy.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
I put soap and water in there every day...
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
A towel full of loads
The dyke broke.
Water. It makes me wet instantly.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
