Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
Forget about it.
European
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
A knight in Charmin armor.
Because he was empty inside.
Put it under the soap.
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
So he could bring his 'sub' on
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
