How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

Dirty Jokes More Dirty Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.