How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.