How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.