How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Florist Jokes More Florist Jokes

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.