How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.