Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !