Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Previous Random Joke Next

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.