Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.