How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.