How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.