How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.