What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.