What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.