What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)