What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.