What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.