What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.