What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Stupid Kid Jokes More Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.