Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

Polack Jokes More Polack Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.