Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!