Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Polack Jokes More Polack Jokes

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Stupid Jokes More Stupid Jokes

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.