Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"