Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Polack Jokes More Polack Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.