What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."