What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.