What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre