What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre