How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!